`` 9 Things I Hate About Everyone `` Part ||

6.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question ?"...
Didn't give me a Choice there,
did ya $unshine ?

7.
When something is 'new and improved'.
Which is it?
If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an Improvement,
then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.

8.
When people say "life is short".
What the hell ???
Life is the Longest Damn thing Anyone ever Does!!!:-)
What can u do thats Longer ?

9.
When U r Waiting for the Bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?"
If the bus came, would I be Standing Here:-D:-* ???