Cigarette : Pinch of Tobacco rolled in paper with Fire at one end & Fool at another. lol :-P
Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture : Art of transferring information from notes of lecturer to notes of students wid out passing them minds of either.
Tears : Hydraluic force by which Masculine will power is deafeated by feminine Water Power.
Classic : A Book with People Praise bt dnt Read.
Smile : A Curve that can set a lot of things Straight.
Office : A place whr U cn Relax after a Strenous home life. :-P
Yawn : Only time some married men get to open their mouth.
Atom Bomb : An Invention to End all invention.
Philosopher : A Fool who torments himself during life to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A Person who tells U go to hell in such a way that u look 4word to d Trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking Bath if accidentally fell into River.
Optimist : A person who while falling from EIFFEL T0WER says in mid air " SEE I'M NØT INJURED YET " ! lol
Father : A Banker provided by Nature.
Criminal : A Guy different from rest except that he got caught.
Politician : One who Shakes Ur Hand b4 Election & Confidence after that.
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