Saturday, April 17, 2010

`` New Definatiøns ``

Cigarette : Pinch of Tobacco rolled in paper with Fire at one end & Fool at another. lol :-P

Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture : Art of transferring information from notes of lecturer to notes of students wid out passing them minds of either.

Tears : Hydraluic force by which Masculine will power is deafeated by feminine Water Power.

Classic : A Book with People Praise bt dnt Read.

Smile : A Curve that can set a lot of things Straight.

Office : A place whr U cn Relax after a Strenous home life. :-P

Yawn : Only time some married men get to open their mouth.

Atom Bomb : An Invention to End all invention.

Philosopher : A Fool who torments himself during life to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A Person who tells U go to hell in such a way that u look 4word to d Trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking Bath if accidentally fell into River.

Optimist : A person who while falling from EIFFEL T0WER says in mid air " SEE I'M NØT INJURED YET " ! lol

Father : A Banker provided by Nature.

Criminal : A Guy different from rest except that he got caught.

Politician : One who Shakes Ur Hand b4 Election & Confidence after that.

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